Q&A: Why would you ask a psychic if your spouse is cheating?

17 Responses to Q&A: Why would you ask a psychic if your spouse is cheating?

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   psychic-junkie September 25, 2011 at 9:09 am #

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   athiestforthebirthofjesus September 25, 2011 at 8:18 am #

   If you seek psychic insight, I would recommend I-Ching.
   Go to the site below and type in your question. I just tried it and (chose “coins” for the method) … the answer I got was good.
   the “I Ching” is an ancient method and over the years I have found it to contain wisdom. “as real as it gets”

   good luck

   to talk to a “real psychic” in “real time”, I’d have to ask:

   “What kind of person would sit in front of a computer for hours at a time to answer questions for free?”

   very unlikely to talk realtime to “real psychic” with 100% knowing.

   you *could* try yahoo chat rooms, but probability of “scoring” a real psychic on your first attempt is kinda low.
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   sy September 25, 2011 at 7:48 am #

   My guess is that the “piss off” is not a verbatim quote of the response you got. If it was, I’m pretty confident in saying it wasn’t Jesus, because I know for a fact that he loves you, and love is not rude (see 1 Cor 13).
   For what it’s worth, this is the scripture I found that I believe relates to your question..

   12 For the eyes of the Lord are on the righteous
   and his ears are attentive to their prayer,
   but the face of the Lord is against those who do evil.”

   This is the one that immediately came to mind.
   An evil and adulterous generation seeks after a sign; and a sign will not be given it, except the sign of Jonah.”

   Oh, here’s another one that came to me:
   But if any of you lacks wisdom, let him ask of God, who gives to all generously and without reproach, and it will be given to him. But he must ask in faith without any doubting, for the one who doubts is like the surf of the sea, driven and tossed by the wind. For that man ought not to expect that he will receive anything from the Lord,

   Only you know if or how they apply to you at the time you asked the question.
   Let me close by saying, though we are all God’s creation, we are not all His children. That requires a conscious decision and choice.
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   Biff Montoya September 25, 2011 at 7:36 am #

   You just don’t know the proper etiquette. First you must ride a circus pony in a figure-eight pattern for six hours. Next, you must juggle chainsaws while riding a unicycle through the J.C. Penny woman’s undergarment section three minutes before store closing. Next, in the name of God, you must disrupt a funeral service for a grieving military family who has just lost a spouse, father, mother, or child to the war.

   After completing these tasks, you will be ready to ask Jesus which no-load equity fund will produce the greatest return on investment.
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   The Passenger September 25, 2011 at 7:05 am #

   I think one of the biggest problems here is that unlike the Psychic Friends Network, or Miss Cleo, Jesus does not advertise his phone number. He doesn’t have Facebook and I don’t know his email address either. So how are people supposed to get ahold of him? This praying thing you mentioned….. how do you know you got the real Jesus? You could have gotten like an impostor or something. So this is the first problem.

   Also, most people have questions best suited to supernatural consult late at night. Jesus is sleeping late at night but those psychic hotlines are open 24 hours a day. And finally….. Jesus can’t be bothered by this kind of stuff. I’m not Christian but I see their answers all the time. They are always saying that Jesus has better stuff to do than deal with our piddly complaints and concerns. At least that is what they told me about why he wasn’t going to do anything about the fact that The Legend of Billie Jean has not been available on DVD for over 7 years now.
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   rooster September 25, 2011 at 6:14 am #

   people like to get answers and not signs. most of the time people don’t get either at all so they go looking for someone who they think can give them one. Plus not everyone is a christian so they would not ask Jebus. I am curious about how you heard your answer though
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   Avocado September 25, 2011 at 6:01 am #

   It doesn’t make a difference to me. Both are equally useless. You could pray to the Tooth Fairy for all I care; it won’t make a difference.
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   John Shelton September 25, 2011 at 5:46 am #

   You are so right oh and FYI the church does not take ur money and wen if they did it goes to the poor
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   auntb93 September 25, 2011 at 5:45 am #

   Maybe because they would rather have an unreliable answer than none at all.
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    Surreal Dissolution September 25, 2011 at 5:20 am #

    Because they are mislead. But so are people who ask jesus for help. When I feel disoriented I talk to a PhD certified psychiatrist that I can trust and confide in.
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    Akram A September 25, 2011 at 4:47 am #

    Pray to God Almighty, not to his creature, however great they are, like Jesus Christ.
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    Ladys Man 2.0 September 25, 2011 at 4:45 am #

    No difference. The church wants your money, so does the psychic. They’re both snake oil salesmen anyway, better off burning your cash.
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    Jery E September 25, 2011 at 4:02 am #

    because there are a lot of retards out there. next question.
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    Lyric Man September 25, 2011 at 3:46 am #

    i am the eye in the sky
    looking at you
    i can read your mind

    i am the maker of rules
    dealing with fools
    i can cheat you blind
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    kd_lifer September 25, 2011 at 3:21 am #

    When people are desperate they will listen to anyone or anything. The sad thing is that these charlatans prey on peoples insecurities and target the vunerable.
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    speedracer4u2c September 25, 2011 at 2:56 am #

    only if they are complete idiots.
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    Magic 8 Ball September 25, 2011 at 2:13 am #

    They should just ask me. I am as accurate as a psychic.

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